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I’ve never paid for sex
I don’t think this is discussed nearly enough, but is there locker room etiquette at a gym? I don’t care one way or another, but you’ll see some guys still have their towel around their waist while putting on their briefs and then you have other guys who drop the towel and just stand there…
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Welcome to the Show
If you’re reading this RIGHT NOW, it means you’re bored at work and needed something to take the edge off. Welcome back. Before I get into it, the world famous Ursinus (Princeton on the Prairie, for those keeping track at home) Track and Field Alumni Mile is back on the calendar for April 6th. Last…
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Me and Gopher Go Dating
I’m back bitches. I got an email today telling me this site will expire in a month if I don’t renew the URL, and it got me thinking… I should start writing again. And I take that a sign because last night… Last night is worth writing about. I matched with this girl on Hinge…
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Let’s Get These Kids Married
Ladies and Gentlemen, after a long two month delay from Rocket Life Dot Site… WE ARE BACK. Hot Guy Summer got the best of me, time got away, and sometimes you get distracted by the sweet pheromones of a woman’s crack. Hot Guy Summer is gone and we’ve fully moved directly into cuffing season and…
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Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty
A discussion broke out this weekend about a claim I made about seven years ago, and I’m sticking to the claim despite nobody believing me. I found a nine-banded armadillo rummaging through my trash and I beat it to death with a shovel. You might be thinking two different things here, so I’ll answer both…
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Snug Harbor—South
Before I get into the antics of this weekend, I’ve added a new establishment to the places that I have beef with. Once you get on the beef list, you can’t get taken off, and I feel like the list is getting extensively long. Just to give a little background on some of the most…
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We’ll Do It Live
First and foremost, the homepage to this website looks ridiculous right now. I tried to change the slogan and design… and now there’s a finch flying around on a tree branch? Don’t know how that even happened but that’s NOT on brand for rocketlife.site. The slogan is being changed from “Nice Guys Finish Last” to…